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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: R
You: R
You: R
You: R
You: R
You: R
You: R
You: R
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You: U
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You: THERE
Stranger: yes
You: O
Stranger: sorry
You: C
You: C
You: C
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You: DDD
Stranger: checking something
You: IS A BITCH
Stranger: ok
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY YOU STUPID WHORE
Stranger: :(
You: thats right
Stranger: son, i am dissapoint.
You: i wear the pants
Stranger: THEN HOW AM I ON COMPUTER?
You: you wear the skirt
You: HOW THE FUCK AM I
Stranger: WIMMENS DON'T EXIST ON INTERNET.
You: ?
You: YEAH THEY DO
Stranger: ohhh you're so out of touch with the memes.
Stranger: so out of touch.
You: whats those
Stranger: i shun you, pants wearer.
You: answer me when im talking to you
Stranger: nahh
Stranger: i'm cool.
You: im going to slap you
You: silly
Stranger: JUST BECAUSE YOU BEAT YOUR WIFE AND DAUGHTER, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BEAT ME.
You: WAP
You: WAP
Stranger: YOU MANSLUT.
You: WAP
You: WAP
Stranger: *ducked all*
Stranger: hahahaha
You: actually im a 19 year old girl
Stranger: ha! i'm 18.
Stranger: i win.
You: no
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: because you're old.
You: BUT I DO HAVE A WIFE
You: they wont let me go
You: oh nooo
Stranger: LIBERATION IS COOL.
You: im not old
Stranger: be liberated!
You: am i wrinkling
You: can someone tell me
Stranger: a little.
You: oh gawd
Stranger: your typing gives it away.
Stranger: IT
Stranger: IT'S OKAY!!
You: 18 YEAR OLDS SUCK MY COCK
Stranger: only your elbows are wrinkling.
Stranger: mean!
You: fucking new assholes
You: can tear through them
Stranger: lolwut?
You: i duno
Stranger: 'kay. it's okay.
Stranger: i trust you.
You: really why would you
You: i could be a 58 year old man
You: or a tranny
Stranger: YOU LIED
You: NO REALLY IM 19
Stranger: i have very little problems with trannys.
You: i have muliple personailties
Stranger: that made no grammatical sence.
Stranger: me, i mean.
Stranger: ohhhhh.
You: oh really
Stranger: like tara?
You: who is tara
You: who the fuck is tara
Stranger: a character.
You: what
Stranger: on a television show.
You: not her
Stranger: haha, n00b.
Stranger: n00b at life.
Stranger: you.
Stranger: n00b.
You: no i lived in a claset
You: *closet
Stranger: a what?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lololololol
Stranger: hurr hurr hurr
You: i know im the child called it
Stranger: I HAVE A UNIQUE LAUGH OKAY?
Stranger: you're in the closet?
Stranger: i thought you had a wife.
You: YEAH IM ALSO A LESBIAN
Stranger: LESBIANS ARE PEOPLE TOO, YOU KNOW.
You: she found me along time ago kind of in narina
Stranger: ohhhh.
Stranger: narnia.
You: yeah
Stranger: i've always wanted to holiday there.
You: WELL YOU SHOULD
You: MY WIFE IS THE LION
Stranger: i hear it's ~~~delightful~~~ in summer.
Stranger: OH SHI-
Stranger: YOU MARRIED A LIONESS?
You: yeah
You: but im also a ghost
You: its an unforutate series of events
Stranger: YOU'RE SO UNIQUE.
Stranger: hahaahaha
Stranger: SO MANY LAZYREFERENCES
Stranger: LAZY REFERENCES*
You: lesbian ghost
Stranger: HARRY POTTER.
Stranger: DID IT FOR YOU.
You: look man harry's my brother
You: we live in that closet
Stranger: snape...snape...serverous snape...
Stranger: under the stairs?
You: yeah i made that
Stranger: no doubt.
You: i made that video
Stranger: witty of you.
You: i know right
You: ?
Stranger: you're an international woman of mystery.
You: you want to know why my hairs so big
Stranger: yes.
You: and im a lesbian
Stranger: you know...right.
You: its full of secret
Stranger: IT'S FULL OF SECRETS
Stranger: oh damn.
Stranger: beat me to it.
You: win
Stranger: fail.
You: no
You: so what are you
You: ive been talking about myself
You: cause im fat and i eat so much
You: so im self centered
Stranger: what u want, bb i got it.
You: OHHHHH
You: OHHH *88888*
Stranger: i am a moth.
You: no
Stranger: yes.
You: holycrap
You: how do you type
Stranger: i hover around lights.
Stranger: i have ~mind control.
You: no way
You: what am i thinking about
Stranger: i'm controlling a stupid humanz.
You: right now
Stranger: naww. i only control people.
You: well im kind of a person
Stranger: i'm controlling you right now.
Stranger: you can't feel my penetrating wings though,
Stranger: i'm super powerful.
You: ohhhh its turning me on
Stranger: I INVENTED FACEBOOK.
You: fap fap fap
You: no you didnt
Stranger: OH DEAR.
Stranger: I DID.
You: STFU!
You: i use that everyday
Stranger: i mind controlled the facebook guy.
You: i masterbate with that
Stranger: THEN I CONTROL YOU.
Stranger: YOU SEX FIEND./
You: LIKE MYSPACE NEVER DID IT FOR ME
Stranger: MYSPACE SUCKED,
You: i know
You: jeezz
You: so are you really a man
You: i dont think so
You: your a chick
Stranger: I'M A LADY WHOA WHOA WHOA
You: holy shit
You: do you go to church
You: ive seen you man
Stranger: i'm seriously an 18 year old female.
Stranger: i'm agnostic.
Stranger: but i controlled jesus.
You: your the one that stalked me remeber
Stranger: I AM AN AGNOSTIC MOTH.
You: holy shit
Stranger: AND I CONTROL YOU.
Stranger: AND EVERY FACEBOOK USER EVER.
You: theres a stalker book?
You: no
You: no
You: no
You: no
Stranger: ohhh. so stealing that idea.
You: dont find me
You: my name is lisa
Stranger: besides that's normal facey.
Stranger: i'm tess.
Stranger: OMG LISA SIMPSON?
You: yes
You: srsly
You: happy birthday lisa lisa its your birthday
You: that was written for me
You: thats how special i am
Stranger: wowowwowowow
Stranger: michael jackson loves you.
Stranger: too soon?
You: omg
You: dont make me cry
Stranger: omg.
Stranger: sorry bb.
You: its ok
Stranger: he was a god.
You: i humped his dead corspe
Stranger: ohhhh sexy.
You: i know
Stranger: i made you do that.
Stranger: remember,mind control?
You: can you teach me the secret
Stranger: FEAR ALL MOTHS.
Stranger: pretty much.
Stranger: that.
You: ok
You: ive been afraid of them for a while now
Stranger: oh wow. i've really been working it, then,
Stranger: muh majik is workin'.
You: your kayne west right?
Stranger: and i'm gonna let you finish...
You: holy shit
You: because im taylor swift
Stranger: IF KANYE STOLE THE MICROPHONE CAN YOU~ TAY TAY~ REALLY BE "SWIFT".
You: no wonder you made me cry 5 SECONDS AGO
Stranger: lawl.
You: oh when your 15 and someone tells you they love you
Stranger: NOOOOOO
Stranger: BROTHER NOOOOO
You: LIKE THAT TAWT OF A JONAS BORTHER
Stranger: ew ew ew
You: ifcuked him real good
Stranger: ohhhhh
Stranger: spicy
Stranger: oogly.
You: haha
You: oogly?
Stranger: yeah, bro.
Stranger: :DDDDD
You: i dont know what you mean
Stranger: like 'icky',
Stranger: YOUR DIALECT IS WEIRD.
Stranger: AND I DON'T LIKE IT
Stranger: crazy yanks.
You: WHAT
You: FUCK THAT
You: WHERE ARE YOU FROM
Stranger: you speak a funny brand of english.
You: YOU FUCKING FOREIGNER
You: im blow your shit up
Stranger: AUSTRALIA: HOME OF BOREDOM.
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: ha, you must be a yank then!
You: ITS ALREADY SHIT
You: ILL FUCK IT
Stranger: boom baby.
Stranger: WER U FRUM?
You: AMERIKA
Stranger: HAHA. I WIN.
You: how did you know
You: do i talk black
Stranger: i'm magic.
Stranger: omg. ~racism~
Stranger: sparkles.
You: you knew i was a black person
You: a black lesbian ghost
Stranger: i thought you were white?
You: no i am
Stranger: YOU SEEM WHITE OKAY?
You: im just kidding
You: how do i seem white
You: that sucks
Stranger: you confuse my small moth brain.
Stranger: you're not cool enough to be black?
Stranger: sorry.
Stranger: that was mean.
You: its ok i cant do anything about it
Stranger: have a black baby?
Stranger: obama's hot.
You: omg your right 16 and pregnant
Stranger: you have one fine president.
You: obama is really hot
Stranger: YOU'RE 19.
Stranger: do obama, and have his half-black baby.
You: ive been wanitng to hit that forever
Stranger: hottt.
Stranger: oh hell yes.
Stranger: most straight guys i know, would hit that.
Stranger: oh dear me.
Stranger: i'm coming across as a maniac.
Stranger: but do have a cup of tea.
You: um yeah i mean this inst real
You: your a delusion
Stranger: a god delusion?
You: and so am i
You: in fact your going to wake up
You: in about 2 hours
You: and your goign to be a man
Stranger: follow the white rabbit?
Stranger: I HAVE NO PENIS.
Stranger: AND I DON'T WANT ONE.
You: yeah take some acid it will work then
Stranger: ohhh acid. i see.
Stranger: i only have weeds at my usage.
Stranger: or that may just be basil.
Stranger: i'mnot really sure.
You: well your still going to wake up and be someone completely different
You: and not remember shit
Stranger: OHHH CREEPY.
Stranger: LIKE FIGHT CLUB
You: yep
You: tyler dyrdun
Stranger: ohhh i'd go tyler durden.
You: fuck
Stranger: haha.
You: i fucked up his name
Stranger: i'd fuck his name too..
Stranger: oh wait...
Stranger: what>
Stranger: ?
You: ruined my whole plan
Stranger: to fuck his name?
You: nah i was trying to appear all knowing
Stranger: sie nimmt dich mit, nach chicago.
Stranger: see?
You: what
You: what
You: what are you doing
You: are you turning on me